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Because I Just Died

by Risque

To the tune of Afroman’s Because I Got High

I was gonna go pop some eq but then I died.
I almost had a carapace too, but then I died.
La Dat Dah…
Now my corpse can’t be lo-cated and I know why…
Why man?
because I just died, because I just died, because I just died
La Da Dat Da Da Dum….

I was enjoy-ing a Quad, but then I died
I was gonna clear the whole damned zone, but then I died
La Dat Dah…
Now I’m looting my own damn corpse, and I know why…
Why man?
because I just died, because I just died, because I just died.
La Da Da Dah Da Dum…

I was gonna go explore some zones but then I died.
I was doing okay on my own, but then I died.
La Dat Dah…
I am tired of DT-ing and I know why…ye-ah
cause I walk in then say Oh shit!..damn I just died.

Keep havin to press return because I died.
I’m glad I had Life Points to burn, because I just died.
I’m off to see the implanter and I know why…ye-ah
because I just died because I just died, because I just died.



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