True Criminal
By Risque
To the Tune of Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
As he came into ECU
Not a sound to be heard by you
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Bloodstains, El Azteco
He could see you are unable
To defend with Shield of Sable
So you ran into a dorm room
You were hamstrung
It was your doom
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?Newbie, are you ok?
Will you quit us? Sure you’re ok?
Did he get all of your equipment
When he strung you?
Did you retrieve, newbie?
He came into ECU
Not a sound to be heard by you
Bloodstains in the dorm room
You were hamstrung
It was your doomNewbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been strung by
A true criminalSo I came into the Avenue
My thought was
To avenge you
It was a touchy situation
I tried to sneak by
IntimidationNewbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?Newbie, are you ok?
Will you quit us? Sure you’re ok?
I peered around the door frame
I got hit by
cast ’symbol of pain’ of pain, newbie
My turn to make a payment
With more bloodstains on the pavement
And now more aggrivation
To pay ten mil to
MiscreationNewbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been strung by
A true criminal
