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U Can’t Touch This

By Risque

To the tune of “You Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer

U can’t touch this
oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
My-my-my-my psiblast hits you so hard
makes you say, ‘oh my Lord’
Thank you for blessing me,
with a few more hitroll I won’t flee.

It’s good when you know you’re down
With a super dope Grimp from the J-town
And Azi’s known as such
And this is a Mud u just can’t touch

I told you homeboy
U can’t touch this
Yeah that’s how we’re mudding’ and you know
U can’t touch this

Go ask the wise man
U can’t touch this
You know let me bust the funky vertigo man,
U can’t touch this
Fresh new rooms and quests
You got it like that now, you be knowin’ it’s the best.
So move, Up out of Holy Square
And get a phat group everyone get in the air
Now you’re rollin’, hold on
gotta spell up, and let em know,
it’s going down like that
Cold on a mission there’s no turnin back
I’m tellin ‘em that Tempus is too much
And this is a Mud
they can’t touch

Yo I told you u can’t touch this
What you waiting for, man
u can’t touch this
Send me a tell, school’s in sucker
u can’t touch this
Give me a quad or a nopain
Making ‘em die

Man, I’m crushing their brains.

Now You know
You talk about Tempus, You talk about a Mud
that’s hyped and tight
Others keep sweatin’ so join in the fight
Or teach a newbie, what we’re bout round here
And watch him level, legit
either work hard or you might as well quit

That’s the word, because you know
U can’t touch this
oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh
oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh
Break it down
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Stop!

Tempus time

Go with the flow
It is said
If you ain’t feeling this
Then you probably are dead
So put your hands on the keyboard
Telnet tempusmud.com port 2020, and you’ll never be bored.
This is it for a winner
Mud like this and ya might miss dinner.
Move, kill that mob
Just for a minute, don’t hamstring the blob!

Bump bump bump
Yeah, U can’t touch this

Look man, U can’t touch this
You better get hyped boy
’cause you know
U can’t touch this

Send a tell, school’s back in
Break it down
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Stop!

Tempus time

(oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
(oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
U can’t touch this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Break it down

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Stop!

Tempus time

Every time you log in, Tempus is just so hype
It’s Dope everywhere, there’s nothing not to like
ow why would you ever leave this lair?
With others makin’ Makin’ muds that just don’t compare.
I mudded around the world from London to Bombay
It’s Tempus Go Tempus! Tempus Yo Tempus!
and everyone wants to play
Can’t touch this

oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
U can’t touch this
(oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can’t touch this
I told you u can’t touch this
(oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype, can’t touch this
Yo, we outta here!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh


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