TempusMUD

Paint It Black (variations)

To the Tune of ‘Paint It Black’ by the Rolling Stones

By Vertgin

I see the tarrasque and I want to just turn back. My only fear right now is that I cant turn back. I see the flesh nearby on bones and tattered clothes I have to hold my breath or else my vomit flows. I see a row of teeth and they’re all rotted black. Like every adventurer I’ll never make it back I see people turn their heads and quickly run away Like a poor newbie one dies almost every day I look at myself and begin to turn my back I see the tarrasque emerging from the black Maybe now Ill run away and not have to face the facts It’s not easy facin up when you wanna turn back No more will my dagger be there to protect you. I could not foresee this fate coming upon you. If I look hard enough into the monsters eyes My soul will weep with me before my body dies I see the tarrasque and I want to just turn back. My Only fear right now is that I cant turn back. I see the flesh nearby on bones and tattered clothes I have to hold my breath or else my vomit flows.mmm, mmm, mmm… I wish I had turned, turned back. Back away, away from the beast I just couldnt let myself run, run and hide If only I had turned, turned, turned, turned back Yeah!

By Nubi

I see a big borg and I want to kick it’s ass no discharge anymore I want them returned back I see the mercs trot by wrenching their dumber foes I’m laughing in my head until my dark sin shows. I steal a heavy bat and Blair’s out kickin ass Twix glowers as Sly stuns Broken, Never busting nads I see people turn their heads, and quickly look away Like a newbie player, it just happens anyway I look inside myself and see my heart is bad I see my big borg and Essah’s in Caden’s ass maybe then I’ll slave away and not have to break my back It’s not easy wakin up when your whole world is black No more will my dreams be, go earn a freakin clue I would not force Evangelines slapping you if I work hard enough into the precious stuns my gloves will gash in deep before the moaning comes I see a big borg and I want to kick it’s ass no discharge anymore I want them returned back I see the mercs trot by wrenching their dumber foes I’m laughing in my head until my dark sin showshmm, hmm, hmm, …….. I want to be in Caden’s, shakin house. cracked it right, cracked it cold! I wanna see the bum, slaughtered out from behind I wanna be in , Caden’s, Caden’s, Caden’s, shakin house! Yeah!

By Ludlow

I see an alcove and I want it painted black No auras anymore I want them to turn black I see my gold go by into retriever’s urn I have to run and hide until my hits return I check the who and see a nasty PK dude The others laugh at me how can they be so rude I see them turn their heads and quickly look away The killer’s after me it happens ev’ry day I look inside myself and see my gold is low The retriever says I haven’t enough dough Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts It’s not easy facin’ up when your whole world is blackNo more will I attempt to turn an Ocean blue I could not foresee that this joke be misconstrued If I look hard enough protection can be found The cost is way too high I’m better in the ground I see an alcove and I want it painted black No auras anymore I want them to turn black I see my gold go by into retriever’s urn I have to run and hide until my hits returnHmm, hmm, hmm… I wanna see it painted, painted black Black as night, black as coal I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black Yeah!

By Essah

I see a level and I want to psi-ah-blast No idling anymore I want to psi-ah-blast I see my clannies fly up in their ornate robes I try to turn my head but my envy grows I see a line of mobs and I will psi-ah-blast With husk I will smoke their minds never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like Misc with pk it will happen everyday I look at my level and know I need to blast I am so close to remorting I must psi-ah-blast Maybe then I’ll be real mean and you will face the facts It’s not easy living when I smoke you with my blastNo more will my mana come to be unused I could not foresee me ever using it on you If I try hard enough it surely will be fun My fate will be unknown before the morning comes I see a level and I want to psi-ah-blast No idling anymore I want to psi-ah-blast I see my clannies fly up in their ornate robes I try to turn my head but my envy growshmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I wanna use my psi-ah, psi-ah-blast Blast to smoke, blast to husk I wanna see energy blasted in a mind I wanna use my psi-ah, psi-ah, psi-ah, psi-ah-blast YEAH

By Dracken

I was adventuring and all I saw was …’It is pitch black…’ My torch must of burnt out, cause it says ‘It is pitch black…’ I thought I could see in the dark, but obviously I can’t. I tried to recall, but I can’t see enough to enter my sandies.I waited until dawn, but I still read …’It is pitch black…’ It’s all color ANSI code, but the world says ‘It is pitch black…’ I tried to feel my way out, the same way I just came in. But now the doors are locked, so I must now emain.I hollered for a summon, and all I got was flak. I asked pretty please, but no one helped me out. I don’t know why I play, I just can’t do a single thing. People call me a noob when ever I ask for something.No more will I remain, for I just used ‘quit yes’ This game is a big pain, cause no one will help out? How can it be that I got pulled into this game? Now this be a lesson, we noobs new a helping hand.All I needed was someone to help me. I didn’t ask for you do every little thing. I wnt to learn the game, not be a leach on e-x-p. But now I’m gone, cause you didn’t help little ‘ole me!

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