TempusMUD

Stayin’ Alive

To the tune of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees

By Frychu

Cuttin’ the Chive Well, you can tell by the way I use my wok, I’m a cookin’ man: no thyme to talk. Sizzlin’ loud and oven warm, I’ve been serving pounds With buttered corn. And now it’s all white. Creme brule. And you may smell my Chardonnay. We can fry to understand the New York Steak’s effect on man. Whether you’re a butcher or whether you’re a mother, you’re cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive. Feel the peanut breakin’ and salt ‘n’ pepper shakin’, and we’re cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chiiiiive… oven’s on Well now, fire’s low so turn it high, and if it can’t get hotter, I’ll bake a pie. Got the wings of chicken bathed in jus. I’m a bakin’ man and I just add booze.You know it’s one bite, etouffe. I’ll want to taste another tray. We can try a purple yam the Violet tuber’s great for man. Whether you’re a boiler or whether you’re a fryer, you’re cookin’ the chive, cookin’ the chive. Feel the peanut breakin’ and salt ‘n’ pepper shakin’, and we’re cookin’ the chive, cookin’ the chive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, cookin’ the chive, cookin’ the chive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, cookin’ the chiiiiive… Mint chocolate eclair, biscuit in honey, Biscuit in honey, yeah Mint chocolate eclair, Somebody make these yeah. Cuttin’ the chive Well, you can tell by the way I use my wok, I’m a cookin’ man: no thyme to talk. Sizzlin’ loud and oven warm, I’ve been serving pounds With buttered corn. And now it’s all white. Creme brule. And you may smell my Chardonnay. We can fry to understand the New York Steak’s effect on man. Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a lover, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Feel the peanut breakin’ and salt ‘n’ pepper shakin’, and we’re cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chiiiiive… Mint chocolate eclair, biscuit in honey, Biscuit in honey, yeah -Haha… not really tempus related, but all that talk about a new cooking class got me some inspiration

By Riffe

Well, you can tell by the way I use my stalk, I’m in no man’s land: no time to talk. With notell on, project is off, I’m gonna hunt you down before you log off. And now it’s all right. It’s OK. I hope you look the other way. Don’t try to hard to understand Why my dagger’s in your back. Whether you’re a mort or whether you’re a remort, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Feel your spine breakin’ and your nerves shakin’, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive. Well now, my rep was low and now it’s high, and I can’t get it back, even if I really tried. Got the blood of others on my shoes. I’m a dancin’ man and I just can’t lose. You know it’s all right. It’s OK. I’ll live to see another day. Don’t try too hard to understand Why you won’t get most of your gear back. Whether you’re a mort or whether you’re a remort, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Feel your blood flowin’ and know your gear is goin’, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive.My rep’s goin’ nowhere! Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Well, you can tell by the way I use my stalk, I’m standin’ right behind ya man: no time to talk Notell on and project off, I’m gonna hunt you down before you log off And now it’s all right. It’s OK I hope you look the other way One swift blow to your neck Has the strangest effect on man Whether you’re a mort or whether you’re a remort, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. It ain’t the gold I’m lootin, it’s your corpse I’ll be shootin’ You won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, I’LL BE stayin’ aliiiiiii–vveee. (woo)

By Trial

Phys no Grind Oh its no question to use electric arc on that borg guard — it can’t take sparks Waitstate less and damage more, go pick a fight with a prime cyborgOh-no you dont, have a shield. You’ll be fine, turn on E-Field Just dont try to find a way to make use of microwave Leveling a physic, oh, leveling a physic It aint no grind, it isnt a grind Even the weakest physic is better than a thief is cuz it aint no grind, it isnt a grind Ah ah ah ah go roll a prime, go roll a prime Ah ah ah ah go roll a priiiiimmeeeeeeee I look at players and I find secon-dary physes, instead of prime Got the formulas from ECU Got a PhD in Capacitance Boost Oh-no you dont, have a shield You’ll be fine, turn on E-Field Just dont try to find a way to make use of microwave Leveling a physic, oh, leveling a physic It aint no grind, it isnt a grind Even the weakest physic is better than a thief is cuz it aint no grind, it isnt a grind Ah ah ah ah go roll a prime, go roll a prime Ah ah ah ah go roll a priiiiimmeeeeeeee This mob’s got mean eyes My mana’s not high Type alter ‘oxidize’ This mob’s got mean eyes So I’m casting oxidize. Just go roll a priiiime!

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