Stayin’ Alive
To the tune of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
Cuttin’ the Chive Well, you can tell by the way I use my wok,
I’m a cookin’ man: no thyme to talk.
Sizzlin’ loud and oven warm, I’ve been serving pounds
With buttered corn.
And now it’s all white. Creme brule.
And you may smell my Chardonnay.
We can fry to understand
the New York Steak’s effect on man.Whether you’re a butcher or whether you’re a mother,
you’re cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive.
Feel the peanut breakin’ and salt ‘n’ pepper shakin’,
and we’re cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chiiiiive… oven’s onWell now, fire’s low so turn it high,
and if it can’t get hotter, I’ll bake a pie.
Got the wings of chicken bathed in jus.
I’m a bakin’ man and I just add booze.You know it’s one bite, etouffe.
I’ll want to taste another tray.
We can try a purple yam
the Violet tuber’s great for man.Whether you’re a boiler or whether you’re a fryer,
you’re cookin’ the chive, cookin’ the chive.
Feel the peanut breakin’ and salt ‘n’ pepper shakin’,
and we’re cookin’ the chive, cookin’ the chive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, cookin’ the chive, cookin’ the chive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, cookin’ the chiiiiive…Mint chocolate eclair, biscuit in honey,
Biscuit in honey, yeah
Mint chocolate eclair,
Somebody make these yeah. Cuttin’ the chiveWell, you can tell by the way I use my wok,
I’m a cookin’ man: no thyme to talk.
Sizzlin’ loud and oven warm, I’ve been serving pounds
With buttered corn.And now it’s all white. Creme brule.
And you may smell my Chardonnay.
We can fry to understand
the New York Steak’s effect on man.Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a lover,
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel the peanut breakin’ and salt ‘n’ pepper shakin’,
and we’re cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chive, cuttin’ the chive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, cuttin’ the chiiiiive…Mint chocolate eclair, biscuit in honey,
Biscuit in honey, yeah-Haha… not really tempus related, but all that talk about a new cooking class got me some inspiration
Well, you can tell by the way I use my stalk,
I’m in no man’s land: no time to talk.
With notell on, project is off, I’m gonna hunt you down
before you log off.And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
I hope you look the other way.
Don’t try to hard to understand
Why my dagger’s in your back.Whether you’re a mort or whether you’re a remort,
you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel your spine breakin’ and your nerves shakin’,
you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive.Well now, my rep was low and now it’s high,
and I can’t get it back, even if I really tried.
Got the blood of others on my shoes.
I’m a dancin’ man and I just can’t lose.
You know it’s all right. It’s OK.
I’ll live to see another day.
Don’t try too hard to understand
Why you won’t get most of your gear back.Whether you’re a mort or whether you’re a remort,
you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel your blood flowin’ and know your gear is goin’,
you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive.My rep’s goin’ nowhere! Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.Well, you can tell by the way I use my stalk,
I’m standin’ right behind ya man: no time to talk
Notell on and project off, I’m gonna hunt you down
before you log offAnd now it’s all right. It’s OK
I hope you look the other way
One swift blow to your neck
Has the strangest effect on manWhether you’re a mort or whether you’re a remort,
you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
It ain’t the gold I’m lootin, it’s your corpse I’ll be shootin’You won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
HA, ha, ha, ha, you won’t be stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, I’LL BE stayin’ aliiiiiii–vveee. (woo)
Phys no Grind
Oh its no question to use electric arc
on that borg guard — it can’t take sparks
Waitstate less and damage more, go pick a fight with a prime cyborgOh-no you dont, have a shield.
You’ll be fine, turn on E-Field
Just dont try to find a way
to make use of microwaveLeveling a physic, oh, leveling a physic
It aint no grind, it isnt a grind
Even the weakest physic is better than a thief is
cuz it aint no grind, it isnt a grind
Ah ah ah ah go roll a prime, go roll a prime
Ah ah ah ah go roll a priiiiimmeeeeeeeeI look at players and I find
secon-dary physes, instead of prime
Got the formulas from ECU
Got a PhD in Capacitance Boost
Oh-no you dont, have a shield
You’ll be fine, turn on E-Field
Just dont try to find a way
to make use of microwaveLeveling a physic, oh, leveling a physic
It aint no grind, it isnt a grind
Even the weakest physic is better than a thief is
cuz it aint no grind, it isnt a grind
Ah ah ah ah go roll a prime, go roll a prime
Ah ah ah ah go roll a priiiiimmeeeeeeeeThis mob’s got mean eyes
My mana’s not high
Type alter ‘oxidize’
This mob’s got mean eyes
So I’m casting oxidize.
Just go roll a priiiime!




























































